In order to be eligible for membership of the FBI, you must complete
three of the following tasks and supply the Committee, where necessary,
with proof.
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Infiltrate a gang of violent soccer thugs. |
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Write a post on the Forum of your choice about Frank Burnside. |
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Supply three new Burnside-isms. |
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Spend five years undercover. |
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Name Burnside's first episode. |
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Submit a discussion of Chris Ellison's contention that "Burnside is
a very moral character". |
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Name the episode in which we find out that Frank's sometime nickname
is Frankie B. |
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Crack an international money laundering operation. |
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Carver once said of Burnside that "He wasn't just a good guv’nor –
he was the best." Naturally we agree but why do you? |
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Explain why Burnside doesn't like the Scottish. |
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Bang up a well tasty blagger who is due a right nicking. |
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Name three undercover operations in which Burnside has been involved. |
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In your opinion which character is the most like a 'baby Burnside'? |
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Successfully get a right dodgy confession admitted in court. |
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Name Chris Ellison's wife and children. |
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Tell us about your favourite Burnside episode. |
